An X-Rated Look at the Rapids Thugcast #9
There weren’t quite as many dirty double entendres this week as I was hoping for. Luckily, I’m blessed with the ability to find something perverse in pretty much anything, so it worked out quite well nonetheless.
“Wells’s game involves ball-chasing”
Didn’t know he swung that way, actually! Rawr!
“They go in hard, and they go in with a leg up”
That’s flexibility, right there!
“You have one of the most stacked teams in the league.”
And, secret #3874928743432 about me: I giggle internally every time Omar Cummings is mentioned. Oh, like you don’t. I giggle doubly every time his name is mentioned in the same sentence as Dick’s Sporting Goods Park. This is because I am actually a 13 year old.
Anyhow, go listen to this week’s thugcast for all of your Thugtastic Rapids soccer scandal! There’s even fake British accents! I for one support having all future Thugcasts done in fake British accents, preferably Cockney.